When it comes to function, the clue's in the name. But after that, CLEAN ON METM Creamy Clarifying Shower Gel comes over all modest. Entirely fails to mention the mandarin zest extract, built in body lotion, and the rich, creamy lather that leaves skin feeling like it's gone soft - and smooth. The name is also rather quiet on the scented presence of fruity floral cult classic fragrance, ORIGINAL PINKT. Maybe it's easier just to experience it all in a real-life shower situation.
Hazards and Cautions :

Should you inadvertedly get 'CLEAN ON ME' into your eyes, rinse immediately with clean water.
How to use :

Take 100th of the bottle (a little goes a long way), rub into damp skin and rinse off the creamy lather thoroughly - yep, you've got this.